Jordan Davies and Joshua Ritchie Arrested

These are two reality TV stars, Jordan Davies (left) and Joshua Ritchie. These photos were taken on 28 April 2017. They are in handcuffs and appear to have been arrested by the police. Unfortunately they were not really arrested and it was just a publicity stunt (which they deserve to be punished for), although the sight of these two hot lads being led away in handcuffs and the thought of what would happen to them in jail gave me something to wank over.

This is what should have happened on that day:

“Ex on the Beach” stars Jordan Davies, 24 (in the black cap, jacket and jeans) and Joshua Ritchie, 22 (in the grey t-shirt and shorts) were hanging around the shops in Birmingham city centre on a Friday afternoon. They were making a lot of noise, shouting and swearing and disturbing the peace, and there were complaints from other shoppers.

After a while they were approached by two police officers, who warned them about their behaviour.

Josh started to argue with the officers and was threatened with arrest. He didn’t stop, so one of the cops put handcuffs on him.

After Josh had been arrested, Jordan continued to argue with the officers, so he soon found himself in cuffs too.

The two lads were paraded in handcuffs through the crowded city streets to the police station. They were followed by a crowd of people taking photos and filming them on their phones. The boys were smiling and laughing but that would not last long.

On arrival at the police station, Jordan and Joshua were shackled to a bench in the admissions area for two hours, with the handcuffs still on.

After that an officer told them that they would be charged with threatening behaviour. They would be kept in custody for court, and as they were arrested on a Friday afternoon, and the following Monday, 1 May, was a holiday, this meant they would be held over the long weekend until Tuesday.

After being charged, they were strip searched and given a body cavity search. Jordan was first, and he had to strip naked, bend over and spread his butt cheeks, lift up his dick and balls and roll back his foreskin. Then Joshua had to do the same. While each of the prisoners was searched, his mate was chained to the bench in the same room so could see everything. After the search, the lads’ trainers and socks, Jordan’s hat and jacket, and all their other property, were taken away.

The guys were locked in a cell together over the weekend. The cell was about 2m x 3m, with a metal toilet in the corner which could only be flushed from outside. There was no furniture, and they were not given any bedding, so they had to sleep on the bare floor. Their shoes and socks had been taken away so they were barefoot. They stayed in the cell from Friday afternoon until Tuesday morning.

On Tuesday morning, after four nights in the cell, they were taken to court. They had to walk through the streets again to get there, escorted by four officers. Joshua was wearing the grey t-shirt and shorts he was arrested in, and Jordan was wearing his t-shirt and jeans without his jacket and hat which were not returned to him. Their shoes and socks were not returned either, so they were barefoot. This time the lads were restrained with a combination of handcuffs and leg irons connected by a chain.

In a trial that lasted less than half an hour, they were both convicted and sentenced to six months in prison. They were taken to a holding cell in the basement, where they spent the next eight hours until the end of the court day. Throughout that time, they were handcuffed behind their backs and shackled to a bench, with nothing to eat or drink and no access to a toilet. They were then transported to prison. The other inmates had a lot of fun during their time in prison, even if Jordan and Joshua didn’t.

Chav Lad Arrested

This chav lad is sitting on the bench at the police station. He went to rob a local store for some new gear. He was kitted out all in black, but the stupid fucker wore stripy socks and hi-vis gloves, so he really stood out and was spotted by the cops when he tried to run away. He worked up a sweat as the cops chased after him, and when they finally caught up with him, he was tackled to the ground, pinned down and chained up with handcuffs, leg irons and a chain connecting them. They shouted that he was under arrest and pulled him up onto his feet, and he felt the full weight of the shackles around his ankles. The cocky lad had lost his arrogant swagger as he struggled to walk in chains. For added humiliation, he was forced to walk through the town in cuffs and chains on a Saturday night, when the last shoppers were going out and the bars and clubs were starting to fill up so the streets were crowded. A lot of people stared at him, some took photos or filmed him on their phones and a few shouted abuse.

On arrival at the police station, the lad was locked up in a holding cell with bars, where he was shackled to a bench, still in the full restraints. After a while it looked like the officers were not coming back, he was getting horny and there was nothing else to do, so he had a wank and creamed all over the inside of his trackies. About two hours later, more prisoners were brought into the cell, and it started to fill up with drunk lads. None of them were restrained, and he was the only one in chains. There was a toilet in the cell and he watched the other lads pissing, and he needed a piss, but he was still shackled to the bench and could not reach it. He was squirming and some piss leaked out, and eventually he couldn’t hold it in and he let it flow and pissed his pants. The other guys noticed and they pointed at laughed at him. There was nothing he could do as he was cuffed and chained to the bench and they were not.

The next morning, he was taken out of the cell into the admissions area, where he was strip searched. His trousers were almost dry but they still smelled of piss and had a cum stain, and the coppers called him a dirty cunt. The restraints were removed (temporarily) and he had to strip naked, bend over and spread his butt cheeks, lift up his dick and balls and roll back his foreskin. He then had to stand naked with his hands on his head and his legs spread apart while an officer inspected his body, paying close attention to his anus and genitals. This happened just outside the cell so the other lads could watch through the bars, and they whistled at him and shouted comments about him enjoying the search and about the size of his dick. After he had put his gear back on, the restraints were put back on.

He was locked up in another cell for the whole day and night while the police investigated, and the handcuffs, leg irons and chains were left on.

After another night in the cells, he was taken to court, still in full restraints. His was one of the first hearings, and he was remanded in custody. He was taken to a holding cell in the basement, where he spent the next eight hours until the end of the court day. Throughout that time, he was still wearing full restraints and shackled to a bench, with nothing to eat or drink and no access to a toilet. He was then transported to prison.

On arrival at the prison, he was strip searched again. Just like last time, he had to strip naked, bend over and spread his arse cheeks, lift up his dick and balls and roll back his foreskin. This time he was not allowed to put his clothes back on, and was immediately handcuffed behind his back while still naked, and had to kneel while a guard put leg irons on him. While he was on his knees, the guard took an electric razor and shaved the prisoner’s head. He then had to stand up and walk along the corridor to the showers, where the restraints were removed and he had to stand under a cold shower and wash himself while the guards watched. He then had to dry himself with a small worn towel, and was immediately handcuffed behind his back and put in leg irons again. He had to walk upstairs, naked and in chains, to the cell which would be his new home.

When he got to the cell, the prisoner’s handcuffs and shackles were removed and he was given a set of orange prison scrubs and plastic flip flops. The uniform fitted tightly and he had no underwear so it really showed off his bulge and arse. He had to kneel while a guard put the leg irons back on, and they stayed on. He spent the next six months in prison before his trial. He was convicted of burglary and sentenced to 10 years in prison. While in prison he wore leg shackles at all times except in the shower, his head was shaved regularly and he had to do hard labour in a chain gang.