Jordan Davies and Joshua Ritchie Arrested

These are two reality TV stars, Jordan Davies (left) and Joshua Ritchie. These photos were taken on 28 April 2017. They are in handcuffs and appear to have been arrested by the police. Unfortunately they were not really arrested and it was just a publicity stunt (which they deserve to be punished for), although the sight of these two hot lads being led away in handcuffs and the thought of what would happen to them in jail gave me something to wank over.

This is what should have happened on that day:

“Ex on the Beach” stars Jordan Davies, 24 (in the black cap, jacket and jeans) and Joshua Ritchie, 22 (in the grey t-shirt and shorts) were hanging around the shops in Birmingham city centre on a Friday afternoon. They were making a lot of noise, shouting and swearing and disturbing the peace, and there were complaints from other shoppers.

After a while they were approached by two police officers, who warned them about their behaviour.

Josh started to argue with the officers and was threatened with arrest. He didn’t stop, so one of the cops put handcuffs on him.

After Josh had been arrested, Jordan continued to argue with the officers, so he soon found himself in cuffs too.

The two lads were paraded in handcuffs through the crowded city streets to the police station. They were followed by a crowd of people taking photos and filming them on their phones. The boys were smiling and laughing but that would not last long.

On arrival at the police station, Jordan and Joshua were shackled to a bench in the admissions area for two hours, with the handcuffs still on.

After that an officer told them that they would be charged with threatening behaviour. They would be kept in custody for court, and as they were arrested on a Friday afternoon, and the following Monday, 1 May, was a holiday, this meant they would be held over the long weekend until Tuesday.

After being charged, they were strip searched and given a body cavity search. Jordan was first, and he had to strip naked, bend over and spread his butt cheeks, lift up his dick and balls and roll back his foreskin. Then Joshua had to do the same. While each of the prisoners was searched, his mate was chained to the bench in the same room so could see everything. After the search, the lads’ trainers and socks, Jordan’s hat and jacket, and all their other property, were taken away.

The guys were locked in a cell together over the weekend. The cell was about 2m x 3m, with a metal toilet in the corner which could only be flushed from outside. There was no furniture, and they were not given any bedding, so they had to sleep on the bare floor. Their shoes and socks had been taken away so they were barefoot. They stayed in the cell from Friday afternoon until Tuesday morning.

On Tuesday morning, after four nights in the cell, they were taken to court. They had to walk through the streets again to get there, escorted by four officers. Joshua was wearing the grey t-shirt and shorts he was arrested in, and Jordan was wearing his t-shirt and jeans without his jacket and hat which were not returned to him. Their shoes and socks were not returned either, so they were barefoot. This time the lads were restrained with a combination of handcuffs and leg irons connected by a chain.

In a trial that lasted less than half an hour, they were both convicted and sentenced to six months in prison. They were taken to a holding cell in the basement, where they spent the next eight hours until the end of the court day. Throughout that time, they were handcuffed behind their backs and shackled to a bench, with nothing to eat or drink and no access to a toilet. They were then transported to prison. The other inmates had a lot of fun during their time in prison, even if Jordan and Joshua didn’t.

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Thomas Andreades, age 18, arrested for underage possession of alcohol

Thomas was arrested for underage drinking on spring break and taken to jail in handcuffs and shackles. He is now wearing an orange prison jumpsuit. He is smiling so he must have enjoyed the strip search and body cavity search. His cellmates will enjoy him even more.

Matthew, age 19, arrested for possession of a controlled substance

Matthew has just been strip searched and had to bend over and spread his butt cheeks for the officers. He is now wearing a dirty old prison uniform and his hands are handcuffed behind his back. Soon afterwards he was locked up in a cell with the cuffs still on.

Carlos, age 19, arrested for card fraud, identity fraud and larceny

Carlos is about to be strip searched and will have to bend over and spread his ass cheeks for the officers. He will have to swap his street clothes for an orange prison jumpsuit and will be locked up in a cell. His cellmates will have a lot of fun with him.

Jonathan, age 19, arrested for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia

Jonathan was caught with drugs so he will need a thorough strip search and body cavity search, including an anal and genital inspection. His clothes will be taken away and he will have to wear an orange prison uniform while he is locked up in the cell.

Matthew, age 20, arrested for driving under the influence of drugs

Matthew will be strip searched and given a body cavity search, and will have to bend over and spread his ass cheeks to make sure he is not hiding any more drugs up his ass. His clothes will be taken away and he will have to put on an orange prison jumpsuit before being locked up in a cell.

Gordon, age 20, arrested for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia

Gordon was arrested for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. He has just been strip searched and had a body cavity search, where he had to bend over and spread his ass cheeks, and stand naked with his hands on his head and legs spread apart while an officer conducted an anal and genital inspection. After the mugshot was taken, he was locked up in a cell.

Bryson, age 19, arrested for assault causing bodily injury

Bryson was arrested for a violent crime, so he should be kept in jail until his trial. While in jail he should stay handcuffed and shackled at all times, even in his cell, and be subject to regular strip searches and body cavity searches.

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Trey Lawson, age 16, arrested for disorderly conduct at school

Trey has been arrested for disorderly conduct at school, so he is obviously a disruptive student who needs to be taught a lesson. First he will be strip searched and given a body cavity search. His clothes will be taken away and he will be given a prison uniform. He looks cute in his pink t-shirt but the orange scrubs will suit him even better. He will be locked up overnight in a cell, and taken to court the next day. It will be embarrassing for him to appear in public, in front of all his friends, in an orange prison uniform and in cuffs and shackles, but it's what he deserves.

Matthew Thomas, age 18, arrested for driving while intoxicated

Matthew has been brought into the jail and is about to be strip searched. He will have to strip naked, bend over and spread his ass cheeks, and stand naked with his hands on his head and his legs spread apart while the officers inspect his body, paying close attention to his cock and ass. He will then be restrained with handcuffs attached to a chain around his waist and leg irons, and taken to a holding cell where he will spend the next few hours with the restraints still on, before being locked up in a cell with other prisoners.

Baron Markley, age 19, arrested for assault on a female

Baron was arrested for a violent crime. He should be kept in jail until his trial. While in jail he should stay handcuffed and shackled at all times, even in his cell, and be subject to regular strip searches and body cavity searches.

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 Ryan, age 27, arrested for aggravated assault

Ryan is hot, and aggravated assault is a serious crime. Hopefully he got a long sentence so his cellmates can have a lot of fun with him. As a violent offender he should stay handcuffed and shackled at all times, even in his cell, and be subject to regular strip searches and body cavity searches.

Michael, age 19, arrested for theft

Michael is Ryan's cellmate. They have just been strip searched and had a body cavity search, where they had to bend over and spread their ass cheeks. They were both searched in the same room, one at a time, with each guy shackled to a bench while the other was being searched. This meant they could watch each other being searched, which made them horny and they both got a boner. After they were searched and their mugshots were taken, they were locked up in a cell together.


Bradley, age 26, arrested for DUI

Bradley has just been brought in after being arrested for driving under the influence. He is wearing a jail uniform so he must have already been strip searched and had to bend over and spread his ass cheeks for the officers. He is smiling so he must have enjoyed the search - either that or he is still drunk. He will now be restrained with handcuffs attached to a chain around his waist and leg irons, and taken to a holding cell where he will spend the next few hours with the restraints still on, before being locked up in a cell with other prisoners.