Monday, October 12, 2020

Jordan Davies and Joshua Ritchie Arrested

These are two reality TV stars, Jordan Davies (left) and Joshua Ritchie. These photos were taken on 28 April 2017. They are in handcuffs and appear to have been arrested by the police. Unfortunately they were not really arrested and it was just a publicity stunt (which they deserve to be punished for), although the sight of these two hot lads being led away in handcuffs and the thought of what would happen to them in jail gave me something to wank over.































This is what should have happened on that day:

“Ex on the Beach” stars Jordan Davies, 24 (in the black cap, jacket and jeans) and Joshua Ritchie, 22 (in the grey t-shirt and shorts) were hanging around the shops in Birmingham city centre on a Friday afternoon. They were making a lot of noise, shouting and swearing and disturbing the peace, and there were complaints from other shoppers.




After a while they were approached by two police officers, who warned them about their behaviour.

















Josh started to argue with the officers and was threatened with arrest. He didn’t stop, so one of the cops put handcuffs on him.







After Josh had been arrested, Jordan continued to argue with the officers, so he soon found himself in cuffs too.








The two lads were paraded in handcuffs through the crowded city streets to the police station. They were followed by a crowd of people taking photos and filming them on their phones. The boys were smiling and laughing but that would not last long.












































On arrival at the police station, Jordan and Joshua were shackled to a bench in the admissions area for two hours, with the handcuffs still on.


































After that an officer told them that they would be charged with threatening behaviour. They would be kept in custody for court, and as they were arrested on a Friday afternoon, and the following Monday, 1 May, was a holiday, this meant they would be held over the long weekend until Tuesday.

After being charged, they were strip searched and given a body cavity search. Jordan was first, and he had to strip naked, bend over and spread his butt cheeks, lift up his dick and balls and roll back his foreskin. Then Joshua had to do the same. While each of the prisoners was searched, his mate was chained to the bench in the same room so could see everything. After the search, the lads’ trainers and socks, Jordan’s hat and jacket, and all their other property, were taken away.

The guys were locked in a cell together over the weekend. The cell was about 2m x 3m, with a metal toilet in the corner which could only be flushed from outside. There was no furniture, and they were not given any bedding, so they had to sleep on the bare floor. Their shoes and socks had been taken away so they were barefoot. They stayed in the cell from Friday afternoon until Tuesday morning.

On Tuesday morning, after four nights in the cell, they were taken to court. They had to walk through the streets again to get there, escorted by four officers. Joshua was wearing the grey t-shirt and shorts he was arrested in, and Jordan was wearing his t-shirt and jeans without his jacket and hat which were not returned to him. Their shoes and socks were not returned either, so they were barefoot. This time the lads were restrained with a combination of handcuffs and leg irons connected by a chain.



















In a trial that lasted less than half an hour, they were both convicted and sentenced to six months in prison. They were taken to a holding cell in the basement, where they spent the next eight hours until the end of the court day. Throughout that time, they were handcuffed behind their backs and shackled to a bench, with nothing to eat or drink and no access to a toilet. They were then transported to prison. The other inmates had a lot of fun during their time in prison, even if Jordan and Joshua didn’t.